Egads!

Oh, yon Queen of Useless Knowledge. Long have you kept your secrets from me. But that time has ended.

Yeah, the identity of the Queen of Useless Knowledge has been troubling me for some time now. She admitted in one of her first posts that she knew who I was, but left nary a detail as to her own identity. Just who is behind that strange pseudonym, anyway? Well, I'm proud to admit that I've finally unravelled the mystery. After hours of tedious research, analysis of every fact no matter how little, and merciless taunting from the subject in question, she's finally been found out. Who is it?

Why, it's none other than Wilford Brimley, the Quaker Oats shill and star of such classics as Mutant Species! Shame on you, Wilford Brimley; you know better than to impersonate mothers from Rocky Mountain House online!