Because I am one wild and crazy guy!

It's currently past three in the morning and I am not at home nor am I in bed. I am not at the bar, nor am I at a friend's house. I am still at work, banging away on my laptop's keyboard and jiggering with the mouse. There's something profoundly wrong with this situation. Do normal people do this? Does a regular guy stay at his office and dick around on his computer for, let's say, five hours after punching the clock? And reason no. 3,359,287 for why Joel does not have a girlfriend is...

Double standard time: When a gal plays on a computer for more than an hour at a time it's incredibly cute, quirky, and endearing. But when a dude does it, it's just really sad and wrong.