All right, people! The Blog has moved! To see new posts you've gotta go here: broken.psychodanceparty.net! That's right, a person of towering virtue has deemed it fruitful to host me! I'll keep this BlogSpot address set up until all of you beautiful people have updated your links. Better hurry, though; you're only getting a grace period of two years.
Oh brother. I made a trip to a few electronics stores today to purchase a replacement power cord for the laptop only to be told I need to order it specifically from the manufacturer. Horseshit! Is it too much to ask for them to have an AC adaptor with an output of 19 V and 2.4 A handy? Huh? No! They never have what I specifically come in for, and instead tempt me with rows and racks of product of which I have no need! Curse their underhanded tactics! Now I'm stuck with Invader Zim Vol. 1 and X-Men Legends for PS2. I've been faced with these shenanigans for too long and this treachery, this enormous disrespect tossed in my face so casually by these DISGUSTING MAGGOTS will no longer go unpunished! I shall annihilate them down to their cells, smash their filthy mitochondria and lay the smack on their pitiful RNA! Oh what delightful horrors I have prepared for you, merchants of misery. The sound of inevitability, indeed. Indeed!
Ummm... I wouldn't recommended purchasing Simpsons Cola, as drinking it seems to have rendered me insane. Hmmm. A shitty licensed product, who'd a thunk it? Sucralose, binding to my brain nerves! Transfiguring my neurons! The reuptake of brain chemicals has slowed to a standstill, clouding my already chalky thought processes! GAH! Heed this day, Cott's Beverage of Canada! For your delusional quest to maximize your profits has claimed its first victim!
But for now I must depart as I have guests at the moment. We finally meet, Count Cocofang!!!
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You know that little message you see just above here? It appeared every time I typed a letter into the title field. Wonderful times.
You see, I have a laptop. It's close to six years old now, but it was serving me just fine for everything I needed to do online. Unfortunately, the power cord was becoming rather ragged after all this time, and yesterday it funnelled it's last charge. Goddamn AC adaptors. So for now, I am stuck using this old 486 I dragged out of the closet. Yep, that's right, 486. Who knew using a 486 could be this much fun?! Especially when you need to splice the mouse wires because the cat was using it as a chew toy? At this rate, I imagine I'll be using a Tandy by the end of the month. Along with a keyboard where the only functioning vowel key is U.
Goddamnit, now I'm going to have to shell out for a new power cord. Do you know how *expensive* those things are?! When will the madness end?
Mr.
Show
Season
Four
OUT TODAY!!!
Oh yeah, and I saw a guy dressed as Santa Claus walking around Red Deer.
Sigh. Does it get any better than a song about a love-sick convenience store clerk?
Anyhoo, I'm back at work after three days off; and as you can imagine, I'm as giddy as can be. Really! I'm not kidding! Stop laughing at me! You guys are sucky bastards. Bah! However, I've noticed a lot of sullen faces coming to the counter this afternoon, and I find that disturbing. I mean, it's Monday! There was some light snowfall this morning! How can it get any better than that? I have no idea what's causing this malaise, nor can I ever hope to know. The question troubling my brain is this: Is it going to become an epidemic? Well, I would not like to see it come to that, so I'm going to inoculate you lucky readers against terminal sulkiness before it starts to spread. Yep, it's that time again! It's time for yet another stupid list: Joel's Favourite Cinematic Comedic Moments! And there's another benefit to this: I can get away with writing a half-assed post.
