Indecent Disclosure

I dropped in to visit my boss at work tonight, where I made clear that if the five-foot-tall singing and dancing skeleton mentioned previously sings the Monster Mash, I will be stealing it. He shrugged it off, then talked about the other decoration he could have picked up instead of the skeleton. Apparently, he could have bought a five-foot-tall singing and dancing Hulk Hogan. I'm really hoping that he had the description wrong, because if he bought some stupid skeleton instead of a five-foot-tall singing and dancing Hulk Hogan, I'm afraid I'm going to have to give my two weeks notice.